PSA

The PSA, also known as the Penis Sculpting Administration, is a company that dwells in the arts of penis-craft. Though not to be confused with the PSAA (Penis Slicing and Anarchy), they are relatively alike, as both require the providing of severed penises for their wondrous work. The PSA aims to steal the penises of small children who play Club Penguin through the works of scamming and insurance fraud in order to unknowingly have the children sign themselves into a contract that allows them to remove the child's penis so they can use it to construct their works of art and sell them on Ebay for crack. The PSA should NOT in any way be avoided by the children because their work is fucking amazing and you would gladly let them cut your child's dick off if you saw the art they made with it. Hell, you'd let them cut YOUR dick off just to see what kind of masterpiece they'd make with it! Sever your dick today!

Forms of Art
The PSA makes a large variety of arts and crafts using the stolen penises of children. These works can vary from the Eiffel Dick Tower, to a dick version of Michaelangelo's The Sistine Chapel. They even use the blood as pigment to recreate the arts of Picasso, Van Gogh, Leonardo Da'Vinci, and much more! Do you want to see the Mona Lisa with a dick? Fuck yeah, you do! So go to your son's room right now while he's vulnerable and wanking it to chop that little sausage off and place it in the PSA Penis Collector that we are placing at the doorstep of every house in existence! DO IT NOW!!!

Penis Removal Procedures
If you want to chop your child's penis off for the glory of the PSA, but don't have the balls to do it (probably because we severed them) we can perform the procedure, ourselves! That's right, with the simple click of a button on the PSA website, we will send dirty hobos with sickles to barge into your son's room and do it for you so you don't have to look into those eyes of terror and betrayal as you struggle to keep his hands from covering the damn thing. The hobos are specially trained to relieve themselves of any forms of a conscience or sympathy for the children, no matter how big those tortured puppy eyes get in order to effectively retrieve as many penises as possible! Help aid the PSA today!